Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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