My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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