It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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