your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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