I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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