i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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