she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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