we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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