forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
