I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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