You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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