i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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