Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
