I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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