Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
