Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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