your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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