oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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