Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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