you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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