wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
