apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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