S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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