her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
