Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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