my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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