The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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