Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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