Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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