hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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