The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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