Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
ttyl tear gas
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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