Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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