I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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