you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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