i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
