Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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