And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize