We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
