dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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