just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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