Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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