I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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