Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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