normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we're making bets on your personal life
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Are we still banned from the library?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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