It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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