is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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