Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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