you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
We need to get me chipped asap
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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