Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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