are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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