hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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