i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
