As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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